tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post2783603296498182537..comments2023-07-25T16:56:50.664+01:00Comments on Thoughtless Gibberish: A Rant About Modern ArtPetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-5418434268201608652014-02-24T19:49:41.307+00:002014-02-24T19:49:41.307+00:00damn... mud... I forgot about the MUD!..... damn... mud... I forgot about the MUD!..... Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-55530672498705736232014-02-24T19:48:57.857+00:002014-02-24T19:48:57.857+00:00Now I'm going to have write a post called &quo...Now I'm going to have write a post called "Sex, Nudes Vampires and Slippery Substances." As I try to write about things that happen to me whenever I can, this week promises to quite the eye opener.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-41400173699306089972014-02-24T19:47:41.297+00:002014-02-24T19:47:41.297+00:00Is that real? I'd like to him to join my moder...Is that real? I'd like to him to join my modern art piece where I kick a guy in the nuts until his head falls off and then I allow z list celebs to piss all over him and set the f*cker on fire. I'm gona call it "Serves you right!" .... think the title needs a bit of work.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-51546362365918863712014-02-24T19:40:17.114+00:002014-02-24T19:40:17.114+00:00Fully agreed on every point. Especially about Rob&...Fully agreed on every point. Especially about Rob's art, which is incredible.<br /><br />Speaking of modern art, did you hear about the rape tunnel? Some gut set up a tunnel in an art gallery, put a sign up at the front saying "if you enter this tunnel I will try to rape you", and did exactly that. I don't think he penetrated anyone, but he had a bloody good go! It was supposed to be some sort of artistic interpretation of lust and obsession, but I reckon he just wanted to work at his rape technique. Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-31591933524264400032014-02-24T16:40:58.142+00:002014-02-24T16:40:58.142+00:00Hello again Mr H, I thought I would return to see...Hello again Mr H, I thought I would return to see who has been showing interest in Modern Art. I have always found that if you mention art, science or maths it is the kiss of death and no one will turn up to comment . . . . . . . I suspect you have just discovered something similar.<br /><br />I think you need to try an experiment and put words like Sex, Nudes, mud, vampires, and slippery substances in you post title or just that whole lot as it is as your post title then write some thing simple such as Please indicate which you prefer as part of an ongoing experiment and see what happens I bet you get more comments than you do using Modern Art..... Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-23680836933281687432014-02-23T11:55:54.716+00:002014-02-23T11:55:54.716+00:00They sell it all on the quiet or take it home. I k...They sell it all on the quiet or take it home. I know someone who lives near a man who works in a recycling place and he says their garden is full of almost useful stuff that they cant find a use for. . . . . . As it happens my garden and garage are like that. How come some stuff looks really useful but then you cant find the right situation to use it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . except to make Modern Art . . . . . . . Hang on I think I have cracked it now. . . . Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-76352293170551720862014-02-22T22:36:24.825+00:002014-02-22T22:36:24.825+00:00Funnily enough I popped down to the local tip toda...Funnily enough I popped down to the local tip today to drop an old toaster and hoover. The man wouldn't let me near the large skip and grabbed the hoover and toaster off me and walked off to his little office with them. It was all very strange. I think they know who I am and have got it b-IN for me. Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-46198340770494237022014-02-22T22:10:17.798+00:002014-02-22T22:10:17.798+00:00Maybe it was not the council but a radical modern ...Maybe it was not the council but a radical modern artist. . . . . . . known as to all as Some-a Bin Artist. . . . . . . HAH AH HA HAH HA HAH AH HA HAH AH HA HAH AH hha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahah ahaha ha hRob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-82061191264481113432014-02-22T15:08:39.839+00:002014-02-22T15:08:39.839+00:00Bloomin' 'eck! I knew you were talented Ro...Bloomin' 'eck! I knew you were talented Rob but not proper famous like that!!! The fact that you were able to upset an elitist in such a Fonz style is incredibly cool. <br />I Like the idea of a long line of bins full of rubbish art being described as art, but I'm still nervous from around this time last year when the council stole my bin.... and we all know how THAT turned out?.... wait you don't remember? damn!Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4785102284810534594.post-6492840188672362182014-02-22T12:19:40.910+00:002014-02-22T12:19:40.910+00:00Hello Mr H what can I say you are very kind indeed...Hello Mr H what can I say you are very kind indeed to say my art is art, I guess some of my art is art I have had exhibitions and was once part of a national exhibition of paper sculpture by accident. I say by accident because it was a touring exhibition that moved about the country and as it did they liked to find local artists work to add to it as it arrived in a new location. The person in charge of the local gallery a large grand affair supported by loads of government money did not like me. We had fallen out at a previous exhibition preview when I overheard him patronizing some young art students saying they knew nothing and wasted their money on computer games and the like, I decided to take the side of the students and in the end told him he was a typical elitist intellectual art snob with his head up his arse (ass to those in the USA). . . It did not go down well with him and he stormed off in a huff (the emotion not the kit house).<br /><br />Anyway he had heard of a artist who made paper and cardboard sculpture but did not know it was me until I arrived at the gallery with my work and it had been found a place center stage, when he wandered in to meet the local artist (me) his fave was a picture (no pum intended) and he said ITS YOU . . . He then turned round and left leaving two or three slightly confused assistants wondering what had happened. I just said we have different views about art which were reconcilable. <br /><br />As you know I do like some modern art but totally agree some it rubbish and should be in a bin. Maybe a long line of wheelie bins full of rubbish would make a nice piece of modern art, a message from the people to the artists. I think we need to do this before someone else does it Mr H.<br /><br />I must go I may return later. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.com