A Solution To The Riots: A Guide

One or the other? option two please.

I may have premature in previous posts claiming that the world is on its arse and upside down.

I was wrong – but by about two weeks.

With the London riots poised to become the number pastime in the UK, news from around the world shows just how far this madness has spread.

The pick of the bunch is from Iranian Isna student’s news agency, where they report that “...Iran called for London police to exercise self-restraint in dealing with protesters”

Iran!

The Future of Our Country is in His Hands!

This link here ---> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14458424 simply shows exactly why some people should not be allowed to breed or for that matter breathe without the consent of the local authorities.

Some people have made calls for the army to be called in and help the police or for water cannons to be used on rioters with ink that doesn’t wash off so that it is easier to catch these thugs.

And for the most part I agree.

But something more sinister should be done.

The England football match has already been cancelled. That is a good start.

It is no coincidence that hundreds of people were seen running down the streets with massive TVs the night before an international football game...

The bastards!

The right so Self Protection.

Another option would be to class looting and rioting as self employment and tax the holy crap out of anyone seen on recordings with a massive 60% tax bill on everything they have stolen plus the RRP of what they have nicked.

Not only will they have their benefits stopped but the national deficit could be notched down a peg.

Failing that – shoot the rat bastards.

Robbing from your own “because we can” is no excuse. The money needed to rebuild those who own and run businesses that have lost out should be paid from by the money reserved for the dole scum.

We don’t need them, don’t want them and shouldn’t have to suffer.

I want to see the upper classes revolt against the rioters now.

Tally-Ho!

Lord and Lady Thingy-me-bob – Smyth and the rest of them should straddle their horses, blow trumpets and charge around towns and cities with their hunting dogs.

The dogs would already be incensed with the scent of Lynx Africa on a dirty rag and the top hat brigade can be cheered on by the rest of us as they whizz and zoom down high streets chasing off hooded youths.

Picture the scene:

                The BBC has the rights to a sporting event at last... Live coverage in glorious HD (where available), commentary from Jeremy Clarkson and    Jeremy Kyle on hand to give live interviews from the heart of the action. “Why are you DOING this??? WHY????”

Brilliant.

The gangs can still run around and even be sponsored by Greggs or Silk Cut if they want.

It would appease the Daily Mail brigade (if rear I’m becoming one of them...) animal rights activists because no foxes are being harmed, the police and pretty much anyone who likes sport – only it would be illegal for anyone to support the rioters.

There you go. Solved it. Again.

Another problem that need not exist.

London riots: A Review

"last orders at the bar..."

Riots seem to be the new tattoos.

Every prick is doing it.

Tottenham, Brixton and other London-esque places that I have never been too are self destructing.

But why?

Not even wild rabid animals would destroy their own nest unless they were infected by a mind melting disease.

Animals though have not invented the Jeremy Kyle show.

And that ladies and gentlemen is the real cause of these riots.

Day time TV.

spiderman?

Of course it all started on Saturday when some guy got shot by SO19 officers. The hardest and bravest of all the police force. SO19 are the guys who can shoot a fly’s nipple off at 200 yards.

SO19 officers shot a man in a taxi, who was carrying a gun. An unlicensed gun by the way. An unlicensed gun that would be used to hurt or kill someone. That is what guns do. That’s what they are for.

So the police did their job and probably saved someone’s life.

If they hadn’t we would be seeing images on the news of yet another kid shot dead because they “lived in the wrong area or were in the wrong gang.

Gangs! Every little prick in London is in a gang and therefore, by definition is either 4 years old or 

Gary Glitter. Prove me wrong!

All round good guy?

Either way. This guy is dead and suddenly everyone wants to get involved. A protest is held and for the most part is peaceful for the people who are there for the right reasons.

But unfortunately there are many idiots out there that are looking for any old excuse to kick off.

Be them BNP, IRA, or any labour union from the 1970s. They all want a good scrap.

That’s what happens when lots of people get together on the streets.

There will be those who are there in protest of what has happened and want real answers for the death of a man. I have nothing against those people.

But for the majority of those out on Saturday and as well as Monday, those people are out and about for no other reason than to cause damage and steal and destroy.

When traffic warden ATTACK!!

Fact is most of these people will be from those areas and are simply destroying the homes and workplaces they live in and use.

Come the morning they will a huge TV in their front room to view the aftermath of their night of fun. From there they will start to bitch and moan about how there are no jobs and that’s why they are on the dole.

It has nothing to do with the fact that they can’t get a job because last night they burnt down the McDonalds and Carpet-right.

meaow..

Pricks.

And this brings me to the crux of the problem. 4these idiots have nothing better to do with their time than watch daytime TV. All day long they sit in front of the goggle box and stare at shows such as Jeremy Kyle and Trisha and other mind numbing idiocy.

Like a caged tiger there is a certain point when the mind snaps and all hell breaks loose.

London is a shithole.

That time is now.

The only solution is to nuke the lot of them.

Send in the army and shoot indiscriminately.

Less worthless punks to beg of the state and a lot of fun TV news for the rest of to watch.

Like that scene from Zulu. I can just see Michael Caine now.... “TAKE AIM.....FIRE AT WILL!”

There are too many people in the world.

There must be a better solution than mine.