THIS IS A PAID FOR PRESENTATION.
Do you need to point at things that are not too far away?
Have you ever felt the need to jab at things?
Do you have a slug infestation in one of your electrical junction boxes that caused a powercut at stupid O'Clock in the morning?
Then YOU NEED the THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending)
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The THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending) is the latest in a line of high quality produce from the makers "PRE-HOLED SOCKS" and the ever popular "KITCHEN DRAW FULL OF DEAD BATTERIES" and is now available for general release.
The THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending) is perfect for the on the go types who need a multi tool for those times when other multi tools just won't do!
The THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending) is perfect for:
- Jabbing at things,
- Stabbing stuff,
- Pointing at objects a certain distance away,
- Flicking bits of stuff,
- A great toy for the dog to ignore,
- Starting fires,
- Holding,
- Looking at,
- Drawing a line in the sand when asking for volunteers for a suicide mission,
- Shaking at any number of objects*
- Scraping slugs out of your electrical junction box when the power goes off at 6AM in the morning.
Ideal for both right AND left handed users the THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending) is now available by calling the number on your screen for the LOW LOW price of £12.99.
BUT WAIT!
Not only will you receive the THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending) for the one time payment of £12.99 but if you order now you will also receive the following items AT NO EXTRA COST:
- A fist full of gravel (Ideal for throwing at next doors cats)
- Some used batteries
- One Pre Holed Sock (perfect for those times when one of your socks "goes missing" in the wash")
Order your THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending) today while stocks last!
*the THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending) is only capable of being shaken at a certain number of objects and should be be shook towards any number of object that it can not handle as this will invalidate the warranty.
Thoughtless Gibberish and its affiliates hold no responsibility for any injury or damaged caused by misuse of the THOUGHTLESS GIBBERISH 11-IN-1 BESPOKE HANDHELD POINTY STICK (patent pending)
Not suitable for children or pregnant/nursing women.
This device is NOT fire proof or flame retardant.