Get your diaries out and jot this down my dearest readers, because next weekend(28th Jan) is officially Bumferry Day(*).
It will be a very special weekend for me because it will be the first day I have had off for over 4 months.
That includes Christmas day, because although I sneaked a lie in, I still had to check around the site and open the gates for the half dozen campers that were more miserable than me and had escaped the horrors of the festive period to sit in a metal box in the middle of a field.
But enough of them and Christmas (the shops won’t be advertising for at least another 3 weeks yet) the important thing to remember is that I don’t have to get up for any other reason than bladder control this very weekend!
Hmm.... I think I need to point out that there is nothing wrong with my bladder.
*get back to the point Bumferry....*
Me and Mrs H are travelling back to the big smoke known as Mad-chester for the weekend.
We are going to meet up with friends and family and drink like a couple of stupid teenagers and eat filthy fast food and stay up until dead late and cause havoc (we won’t cause havoc because we are both too old for that kind of nonsense)
While I’m off the reservation I want to invite you all to take part in your own way, by doing something you really want to do but never get the chance to, or because you come up with a lame excuse to not bother.
|Why don't ya come up 'n see me sometime?|
Be it meeting up with friends or family or just sitting on the couch eating a massive bucket of deep fried chicken watching really naff 80’s brat pack movies whilst having a good old scratch. It doesn’t matter. Whatever blows up your skirt.
To coin an advertising slogan – Just do it!
For one day - be selfish. Don’t go to work, don’t bother getting dressed.
Or get all dolled up and go and out somewhere dead posh and pretend to be a famous film star.
Either way, just treat yourself.
Its MY weekend, but I want YOU to enjoy it as well.
Have a good one my friends – see you on the other side!!!!
If you can be bothered, why not comment below on what c-c-c-razy antics you will be upto to celebrate this most delicious of unofficial holidays. (or not, if you bloody miserable)
*not an officially recognised holiday. Days cannot be carried over. Any injuries or criminal records attained during Bumferry Day are of your own consequence and are not to be connected with Bumferry Hogart or its subsidiaries.