Next week is an important* milestone for this blog, but we will get to that next week.
For now though, I thought I would try an experiment that I am sure has never been tried on the internet before!
For the first time ever, I am going to try and set the world record for doing the most celebrity impressions on one blog post.
I'm sure that the good people at Guinness are reading this (or at the very least somebody will forward this record attempt on) I could very well be a world record holder in my own right.
You can play along to by guessing who it is I am being in the comments.
Okay.... here goes.
1) DON'T MENTION THE WAR, SYBIL!
2) OOH BETTY, THE CAT DID A WHOOPSIE IN MY BERET, THAT I ALWAYS WEAR.
3) DON'T MENTION THE WAR PIKE, BECAUSE IT IS THE 2ND WORLD WAR, YOU STUPID BOY.
4) I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF GARLIC BREAD?
5) OOH THAT SUITS YOU VERY MUCH SIR....
6) RODNEY YOU ARE SOMEWHAT MENTALLY DEFICIENT.
7) I FIND THIS SITUATION TO RATHER INCREDULOUS!
Boom!
There we go. 7 great comedy impressions that are sure to me in the record books, and maybe even on the local news.
Fingers crossed eh?
Don't forget to have a go and put your guesses in the comments box.
In fact, why not cut out and keep this page and use it as a very funny and entertaining Christmas game for all the family to enjoy whilst you wait for the Queens speech on the 25th!
*well, it's a "kind of milestone"
About Me
- Pete
- The words are all mine, most of the pictures are not. Some of the words are not mine either.
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Saturday, 13 December 2014
Saturday, 21 December 2013
The Thoughtless Gibberish Xmas Message
Bugger off - I'm busy....
No not really. Although I am rather up to my neck with self created deadlines I probably won't reach and still haven't wrapped Mrs H's gifts and Have not taken into account that the week of Christmas is going going to find me running around in one giant circle pitching campers and then suddenly realising that I have not made any attempt at preparing a quiz, or sorted the raffle prizes, or given the dog his medication or sorted out the pile of paperwork that is sat on my left hand side as we speak (not to mention the ton of bits that have accidently "fallen" down the side where I din't have to look at them).
So... I guess yea... I am busy.
But is that an excuse not to have posted anything for over a month?
yes it is.
It is a valid excuse and I'm sticking to it.
The reason for this is that the new stuff I am preparing is some of the funniest, most original stuff I have done in years.
I have urges of inspiration at the moment and can't seem to complete one project before another starts to scream for my attention.
It's like having kids I guess.
Each one is my pride and joy but at the same time they all want me to spend time with them.
The problem is I'm not a parent and don't really have time for children in real life. I'm no Ian Watkins (too soon?)
But back to my Xmas message.
Here it is.
Have a very merry Whatever Festive Period It Is That You Are Celebrating At This Time Of The Calendar and a Prosperous New Year To One and All (except Dave).
No not really. Although I am rather up to my neck with self created deadlines I probably won't reach and still haven't wrapped Mrs H's gifts and Have not taken into account that the week of Christmas is going going to find me running around in one giant circle pitching campers and then suddenly realising that I have not made any attempt at preparing a quiz, or sorted the raffle prizes, or given the dog his medication or sorted out the pile of paperwork that is sat on my left hand side as we speak (not to mention the ton of bits that have accidently "fallen" down the side where I din't have to look at them).
So... I guess yea... I am busy.
But is that an excuse not to have posted anything for over a month?
yes it is.
It is a valid excuse and I'm sticking to it.
The reason for this is that the new stuff I am preparing is some of the funniest, most original stuff I have done in years.
I have urges of inspiration at the moment and can't seem to complete one project before another starts to scream for my attention.
It's like having kids I guess.
Each one is my pride and joy but at the same time they all want me to spend time with them.
The problem is I'm not a parent and don't really have time for children in real life. I'm no Ian Watkins (too soon?)
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| I'm not this guy either!!! |
But back to my Xmas message.
Here it is.
Have a very merry Whatever Festive Period It Is That You Are Celebrating At This Time Of The Calendar and a Prosperous New Year To One and All (except Dave).
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