Here is a joke including an umber of "cut-out-and-keep" emotional responses for you to peruse.
Hey look at that flock of cows over there!
HERD of cows!?!?!
Of course I have heard of cows. There's a huge flock of them over there!
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A-hahahahahahahahaha!
shock..
confusion
fear
anger
frustration
Sadness
fear and confusion
disbelief
anger (again)
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