Women: Sex crazed or Just Misunderstood? A Special Investigation

As a man (I have a certificate to prove this fact) I often forget that woman have it pretty tough in our modern society.

Pay inequality, bras, not understanding jokes, the glass ceiling, the inability to whistle, and even (gulps) menstrual cycles are just some the everyday struggles that female women have to cope with.

But there is another problem, an unspoken issue, that I wish to discuss today.

I am in fact talking about the sexual desires of the lady folks of today.

As a male man, I am easily pleased. 

From the obvious boobs, bums or even just the slightest hint of flesh, any of the above are enough to satisfy most blokes basic urges.

Just to know they exist is enough to calm my base animal instincts to be honest.

Throw up a picture of any of the millions upon millions of age appropriate females that currently exist in the world and that will probably be enough to get me through my darkest moments.

A very typical everyday lady woman.

Women though, at least hetrosexual women, wish they had it half as good.

A quick look around the world of celebrities and I have failed to find a single man who I would deem anything higher than a 6.5 on the sexiness scale.

An above average man

Seriously.

A quick bit of research on Facebook shows that most of the womenfolk on my time line all (mistakenly) think that THIS bloke is sexy...

Sexy? or just Greasy?

This is Norman Redus, who plays the part of Daryl on the hit TV show The Walking Dead.

Look at him.

He is the epitome of desire.

Women want him.

They also want their men to be like him.

Unfortunately, most men do not like walking round looking like they are allergic to peanuts, soap and sleep.

This isn't make up you are looking at in that picture.

By all accounts, this is what Norm looks like on a good day.

A tramp.

Tamps are sexy now.

It used to be muscles or a beard, but now it's sweat and dirty finger nails.

I feel sorry for women... or at least I would if they had not brought it upon themselves.

David Beckham is still a fairly decent looking chap and I bet he knows to wash behind his ears.

Same goes for Brad Pitt. I bet he smells of Vanilla.

Women could opt to drool over these guys whenever they want. That's the joy of modern equal opportunities.

But they have been given the freedom of choice and it's gone straight to their heads and now they don't know what to do.

Madness has set in and now the beautiful women of the world are one small step away from becoming sexually aroused by a house brick.

Women: Beautiful in every way, but properly weird.