TV Ideas For Sale

The following are a list of possible TV detective shows available for sale to producers and TV executives.

Please email at the usual address for prices and availability.



Knife and Fork.

Detectives John Knife and TV Chef Sally Fork solve food related murders whilst attempting to keep their sordid love affair a secret from a very curious Food Critic.

Wynd and Raine.

Dave Wynd, a reformed stalker turned snitch for the old bill, is forced to team up with PC Jeff Raine, a secret paraplegic pickpocket, to find the real culprit behind a series of attacks on window cleaners. They say opposites attract, but will these two former friends be able to reconcile their hatred for each other in order to stop another murder?

Fingers and Thumbs

Bill Fingers is on the run for a crime he did not commit. Tina Thumbs is the FBI agent sent to track him down and bring him to justice.
Bill Fingers is trying find the man who has set him up and leaves a trail of clues for Agent Thumbs to follow in this mind bending thriller.
*please note this title is no longer available*


Head and Shoulders.

When Dean Head was pronounced DOA, his retinas were surgically implanted into the eyes of Chief Inspector Colin Shoulders who is now able to communicate with the ghost of Dean via looking at things.
Together, they solve mysterious crimes in the coastal town of Moss Green.

Tea and Toast.

Timothy Tea is on loan from the Chinese police force and has been partnered with maverick cop Xander Toast. On the hunt for the Mafia Kingpin, these two misfits must work together and sort stuff out and try to keep international relations from boiling over with hilarious consequences.

Coughs and Sneezes.

12 years sober, Hank Coughs has been handcuffed to local sex offender Jake "Sneezes" McTavish and they must stay connected to each other for the next 48 hours or another orphan will be killed on live TV.
Together, they solve riddles and puzzles set by the killer while trying to find out just WHO is responsible!

All these police procedurals are available for script development and/or theatrical production for the "Criminally" low low price of £££'s


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TV show ideas.

A Bird in The Hand.

Starring Nigel Havers and Sue Pollard.

A Bird in the hand is a situation comedy based on the day to day struggles of John Bird and Mary Hand, two neighbours who never speak to each other directly due to a decade long disagreement over the recycling bins.

Contains violence and full frontal nudity nudity.

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK...

Starring Jack Whitehall, 

Live every weekday night for three weeks, Jack Whitehall is forced to apologise for not being as funny as he thinks he is whilst being held a gun point by a drunk chimpanzee. 

Series two has already been commissioned.

G.M. Foods

Set in a corner shop somewhere near Oldham, this live action adventure show follows Bear Grylls and Ray Mears as they try to balance the books whilst making sure there is enough wheat-a-bix and oxo stock cubes on the shelves.

ICU-laughing.

It's none stop laughs and giggles on the Intensive Care Unit as Jack Dee and Tess Daily present live reactions to test results and diagnoses of terminally ill patients at Stockdale General Hospital.

Each Week a celebrity guest performs an operation to remove organs from one of the patients in a bid to raise money for a donkey sanctuary.

This week Jo Brand attempts eye laser surgery on an 85 old pensioner called Geoff.