The Numbers Should Speak For Themselves

In light of resent news events this week I feel it is pertinent to share this sobering fact.



Today (Sunday 30th August 2015) is the 242nd day of the year.

As of this date there have been 249 instances of mass shootings in the USA. (link)


The definition of MASS SHOOTING is when 4 or more people killed.



242 days...... 249 separate occasions of MASS KILLING.


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I just deleted a big long rant about this, but decided it wasn't needed.

That factoid should speak for itself.

A Lost eye, Full Trousers and A Lost Child: My Wedding Day.

Well, What a week it's been.

Having got married to Mrs H last Thursday we buggered off and had little trip to York (which is oop north and to the right a bit)

We had a lot of fun and drinks and some proper nice food and walked and wlaked and walked and walked until our feet nearly fell off.

I even had to buy a new pair of shoes because mine were worn out!

Anyway, the wedding was lovely, as I say, however - being our weeding it didn't go without certain events taking place.

The following are very true very real events that actually happened during our "big day"

I had a wee here (inside)

My brand new mother in law very nearly lost a eye!

• A small child soiled himself twice!

• A medium sized child fell down a well.

• Someone fell out with somebody else.

• Everybody things my uncle is Eric Pollard from Emmerdale (he isn't)

• It was discovered that a 14 year old was more sexually active than 99% of the rest of the group.

• Mrs H has a very filthy mouth when she is drunk.

Other than that it was a great day and most other people enjoyed it.

Here is a child falling down a well. Enjoy.