Having got married to Mrs H last Thursday we buggered off and had little trip to York (which is oop north and to the right a bit)
We had a lot of fun and drinks and some proper nice food and walked and wlaked and walked and walked until our feet nearly fell off.
I even had to buy a new pair of shoes because mine were worn out!
Anyway, the wedding was lovely, as I say, however - being our weeding it didn't go without certain events taking place.
The following are very true very real events that actually happened during our "big day"
I had a wee here (inside) |
My brand new mother in law very nearly lost a eye!
- A small child soiled himself twice!
- A medium sized child fell down a well.
- Someone fell out with somebody else.
- Everybody things my uncle is Eric Pollard from Emmerdale (he isn't)
- It was discovered that a 14 year old was more sexually active than 99% of the rest of the group.
- Mrs H has a very filthy mouth when she is drunk.
Other than that it was a great day and most other people enjoyed it.
Here is a child falling down a well. Enjoy.
Congratulations Mr H and Mrs H, I am extremely pleased. . . . No I really am even though I guess we are but cyber friends who sort of pass in the night as we are both busy during the day, meaning the fact I am pleased is not logical (that chap of Star Trek would agree).
ReplyDeleteI wish you both well, although not the well with the small child in it unless the small child is yours and you have lost him, in which case I hope you find the well soon. It sounds like it all went to plan (I refer to the wedding not loosing a child in a well).
No wonder they found out about that Guy Fawkes chap; putting a blue plaque (plague they look so similar) on a wall to commentate his birth and adding his life's ambition plus the bit about the date he was drawn, although they don't say where the picture was hung.
I wonder why they never added the date he died........
Well done Mr H or should I now call you Mr H
:)
Thanks Rob. The small child and the medium sized child are not mine, although the one who enjoys poo-ing in his pants just happens to be one of my god children.
ReplyDeleteThe one falling down a well is.... um... was my friends lad. One day we will go back and pull him out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Its terrible Mr H you go off and get married loss children down wells and see a plaque and folk don't even say hows your father as in the old saying . . . . . Not sure what that was all about really.
ReplyDeleteAnyway Mr H I have returned to annoy you a bit and post another comment. although it is very late and really I am off to bed . . . . . Goodnight....