This decade really is rubbish. For so many reasons as well.
Firstly: what is it even called? We used to have the 60’s
and the 40’s but what is the decade 2010-2019 supposed to be called?
We can’t call it the teens because that only includes those
years from 2013-to 2019. It misses out a whole 20% of the decade.
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The only solution I can work out is calling it the onesies.
That is just not acceptable in my book.
And so (again), I have created the perfect solution.
Let’s rename this decade the 90’s.
It makes sense if you think about it.
None of us will be around by the time the 2090’s happen so
we won’t get confused and we can still call the 1990’s the 1990’s, because that
was when it was.
Taking it one step further we can emulate the 1990’s and
rework the best that decade had to offer.
Straight away, there weren’t as many fat kids in the 1990’s
so we can have that which would solve the child obesity problem overnight.
Paedophiles were almost unheard of back then so that’s okay.
Things were cheaper and we would like things to be cheaper.
I’m sure I remember the days were longer and sunnier 20
years ago and the music was better too.
Sure, we had shell suits at the beginning of the 1990’s but
seeing as how we are now half way through 2012 we can just ignore that. As well
as most of the electro- euro-pop. This paves the way for more Indi rock and
less lady Gaga. Result.
The more I think of it, the better this idea gets.
In a few years we might get news reports of a millennium
bug, but because it is not really the 90’s we will know it’s just a load of
toss and get on with things as normal and look forward to the 20’s.
George Peppard would still be alive and if they make another
a-team movie he could be in it as well as the others which would be nice.
Best of all we could get rid of the Jeremy Kyle show and
have Dales’ Supermarket sweep back on the box.
There simply isn’t a down side to this idea.
There are other reasons as to why this decade is pants, for all those misery guts that moan on about the Olympics we could replace with Euro 96. The stadiums were already built and we didn't win so they could still moan but about more important or relevant things.
TV was better. Because there was less of it. There were less things to have on as repeats so ...um... yea?
anyway...
The point is, people are moaning about all sorts of silly things. Things that are out of their control and in most cases beyond their comprehension.
There was nothing to moan about in the 1990's. Missing last nights episode of Brookside was about it.
Meeting up required planning and dedication not a tweet or a poke online.
Things got done. There was no such things as EVIL or rain. EVERYTHING WAS WONDERFUL!!!!!!
Now that this is understood we can go back to being younger and fitter and not knackered and old.
for a while anyway.
Come on guys. Lets make this happen.
If not us - Then Who?!
Once again you are all very welcome for me making this world
a better place.