The link above is taken from the Telegraph website.
In essence it says that Mr David Cameron, the Prime Minister of the UK is offering £1,000,000 to the person who can answer the worlds biggest problem.
The only problem with this is, nobody has worked out the question.
It seems that politicians have too much time on their hands.
Luckily, so do I.
In the past I have saved everyone else in the world the trouble of having to solve the big issues of the day by writing this blog.
That is why I suggest that DC gives me the Million so that I can keep myself stocked up with CUSTARD CREAMS, buy myself a new microphone and webcam, go on holiday and then write up a list of everything that is wrong with the world and how to solve all those silly problems like war and famine and mobile signals and alien invasions and what to do with odd socks.
The rest of the money can be spent of advertising and employing somebody to peel my grapes and give me foot rub.
£1,000,000 is not a lot to ask for, especially when it's already being offered up as a prize.
Why waste it on solving one problem when I can solve ALL the problems of the world and do it on a weekly basis with poorly made videos and/or the occasional socially unacceptable song thrown in for free?
It really is a no brainer.
So Mr Cameron, This post has been tweeted to your own twitter account and posted here for all the world to see.
I await your response and a cheque at your next convenience.