With the football season now well under way, now is the best time to remind you all of this little gem from April 2011.
It is the rules of football and should be used as a guide for those who want to get involved in what is supposed to be our national sport. (apart from cricket, tennis, rugby, darts and cock fighting)
With that in mind I would like to take this opportunity to share one of my little hobbies with you.
Last year I quietly spent my weekends making little bets on the football games.
Every week I would place a small bet (9p a go - I'm daft but not stupid) on the top teams to win and over the whole season I made a small profit (and by small I mean 32 pence) but a win is a win is a win as they say and so I have decided to continue this trend and try and make myself a few bucks.
So far i have made 19% profit or 21p in metric.
This is a good start, I'm sure you will agree. If you don't then.... well, I don't know what to say to that.
I shall continue until the end of the season in May 2014 and return with my final profit/loss for the year.
I could be a millionaire! But that would require me buying a lottery ticket.