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Monday, 21 March 2011

1st driving lesson and meatballs for tea!

Today I took my first driving lesson in over 10 years....

I know, I know.

I’m 30 years old and don’t know how to drive. It’s pathetic.

But today is the beginning of a new dawn in the life of Bumferry Hogart.

The lesson itself was uneventful and I got all the up to the dizzying heights of fourth gear (whatever that means).

I didn’t kill anyone, or run over any wildlife, but you can’t have everything.

After the lesson was over I came back to the site and planted some cherry trees had a bottle of pop whilst sitting in the sunshine and have just settled down to eat my chilli meatballs and spaghetti with a nice glass of dandelion and burdock.

It’s been a beautiful day and I’ve even had my t-shirt on.

These are the days that I’m thankful I left the rat race behind.

Mondays just aren’t that bad.

How was your day?

Please note normal angry, ranting will be resumed shortly.

1 comment:

  1. How was your day?

    Who in God's name are you talking to? My day was great because I farted fifty times.


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