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Sunday, 3 June 2012

Bumferry Hogart Needs You...!


ME!
I just had a brilliant idea*.

Having missed the A to Z challenge in April I have decided to set myself a challenge for June.
I’m going to open my blog in such a way that (I hope) it becomes a more interactive and interesting place to visit.

Its a work in progress but stage one is coming at you right here right now...

Here’s how it will work.

Starting with this very post you are reading right now I am offering you the opportunity to tell me what to write about next.

For the month of June I will offer a subject matter, or phrase that I have to use as the basis for my next post.

Each week I write a different post based on the previous posts comments.

Having been a little lax on writing in the past few weeks I feel that this penance will justify my glorious return to this niche corner of the world wide web.

One for the comic book geeks out there..
To make things that little harder for myself I will limit the post to no more than five hundred words. (after some feedback it appears the semi, regular posting of 998 were too long for short attention spans of some of my readers, you last gits! Haha)

So to kick things off I offer you lovely Ladybugs and Jellybeans are free ticket with the proposed theme of you choice.
I just... how did...why are...????

If you want your selection to be included please use a hashtag (#) at the start of your word or phrase and watch in amazement as the magic of the world wide web and my bobbin’s laptop create a cornucopia of wonderfulness and brilliance**.

As each post is uploaded it's up to you where I take the next one. Normal comments on how fantastic I am or how bloody awful my writing is will be included in the selection process so I could end being ever more egotistical than I am now or I could just as easily end up jumping under a bus... although the buses don’t run after 7pm round here so that’s not as likely as you might think.

Get cracking guys and don’t make it easy***!

T’s &C’s no hate words or being a twat about it. Those comments will just be ignored, other than that its up to you.

Last opportunity for comments to be added will be each Thursday morning as I will be writing it that night to go live n Friday morning.

Good luck and thanks for reading.

*This may be the worst idea I have ever had since I lent Dave a tenner.
**brilliance and wonderfulness are not guaranteed
***don’t make it too hard either.

9 comments:

  1. Yo My H I like it. I think I understand but I understand little in this world so I have a thought, a subject as a start point. Because you are a man who lives north of the famous Watford gap I feel we need an explanation. I have been to Watford myself and never ever seen gaps.

    SO:-
    # Watford gap, what Watford gap, why Watford anyway ......What?#

    So there you have it Mr H, my contribution as a start point to your great quest, and good luck, I hope this is the sort of thing you have in mind if not ............AH.....DAMN

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  2. Yo My H I like it. I think I understand but I understand little in this world so I have a thought, a subject as a start point. Because you are a man who lives north of the famous Watford gap I feel we need an explanation. I have been to Watford myself and never ever seen gaps.

    SO:-
    # Watford gap, what Watford gap, why Watford anyway ......What?#

    So there you have it Mr H, my contribution as a start point to your great quest, and good luck, I hope this is the sort of thing you have in mind if not ............AH.....DAMN


    If this is on your wall twice Mr H I am sorry but cyberspace is weird

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  3. Hay Mr H where are all the others, how can you complete you task if all the others are not playing. I blame the queen you know she is distracting them all, us folk north of Watford Gap however are made of stronger stuff like Iron Bru. OK I have never really taken to that drink I cant pin down the reason and always think I will give it one more go, but then regret it.

    Hang in there Mr H all will be well

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  4. Fatties. It's that simple.

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    1. fatties and the watford gap.... not bad so far, but I'm sure some more will come through soon....

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  5. Well, I'm not exactly clear on the rules, but when has that ***ever*** stopped me in the past.

    So, I submit to you... #stalkers ....or more specifically, #howtogetridofstalkers
    or if you like
    #howtobecomeastalker
    or
    #howtoknowifyouareastalker
    or
    #howtoknowifyouarebeingstalked

    I'll stop now.

    Since you are a real, live celebrity now, I figure you ought to have some good tips.

    :-)

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  6. Hmm, I didn't notice this post until it was too late. I hope you can include my suggestions. If not, I'll just post them for next time as well.

    # I want you to include the words "miasma", "craptacular" and "sternum".

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    1. Thanks Addman, I will dust off my dictionary this very evening. . .

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