|Ah... the memories.|
There's something going on down south.
Something to with Oli and his Limp pic’s or something.
Everybody is talking about it even Women.
But that’s for the BBC to get on with.
I'm here to talk to you today about the very special weekend we have just had here at the campsite.
|Where's my Goddamned gifts ya big pink monkey?|
It is not the fact that Mrs H is out of her cast and able to wiggle her toes, nor the fact that it is the dogs 4th birthday (which we forgot, but the dog has had other things on his mind such as making holes in the fence and escaping Steve McQueen style) or even that it is the 5th anniversary of me and Mrs H being stuck with each other (something else we forgot until this morning).
All these things happening at once must take a step back as this weekend saw the campsites 5th birthday.
5 years old.
To celebrate this we have put up the marque and had bingo on Friday night.
Saturday was Deal or no Deal, Horse racing and a raffle.
|Nobody was allowed to leave until they sign|
a legal form confirming they had a good time
Its something we do on site every year (as well at Christmas) and everyone joins in the fun.
Its been a very hectic weekend on top all the other jobs that go into making a field full of pensioners and snotty brats happy and clean.
Because of these events I have not had time to be angry at the world or allow idiots and morons to waste my time.
But not only has this weekend been a time of celebration for the site but I have also been informed that my house has been sold as well!
Yippee for me!
It’s the dawn of a new age for me. No more mortgage payments, no more bills and no more headaches!
But as one door closes anther one opens as they always say.
|Have FUN, ya buggers!|
The door that has just opened is called “the latest Next catalogue.”
It costs (according to Mrs H at least) around about the same money as it cost to pay for a mortgage and gas and electric and home insurance and … well you get the picture.
But what does this mean for Thoughtless Gibberish?
A very good question.
I am going to open myself to potential ridicule here, but I will leave it to you dear reader.
What would you like to see on these electronic pages?
|This is how you have fun the Hogart way!|
Pop you thoughts in the box below and I will see what I can do with the most original/easiest/least criminal acts.
|Go Little lead Horse -GO!!!|
Thanks for reading. (or if you didn’t make it this far – screw you.)