I don't very many skills.
Not the kind of skills one might need to ensure a long and productive life.
Were it not for microwaves and pot noodles, I may not have made through my teenage years.
However, I am able to a few things with my body that, to my knowledge, not many other people can.
And so I present to you all here and now a simple video presentation of what I am capable of doing when the need takes me.
Don't ask me how I learn't how I could do this. I just don't know.
I must have been very VERY bored one day.
Anyway. Click the link and enjoy as best you can.
Ladybugs and Jelly beans I present:
Freaky Eyeballs: A Sinkingship True Story.