Last week Felix Baumgartner, who is a human man, jumped out of very small box and fell many many miles in a downward fashion to the ground and landed on his feet.
On the way down he achieved a number of world records.
Felix Baumgartner is somebody who should be celebrated.
He should be a celebrity as opposed to a man who kicks a rubber ball into some netting or a woman who has mouthed words in sync with some musical notes or even a person who has married anybody who has performed any of those actions at one point in their life.
Those people are not celebrities.
And yet they are.
|Nivea? Does he play for Spurs?|
Millions upon millions of desperate individuals will have pictures, posters and likenesses of so called achievers hanging on their walls, in their wallets or even worse – inked onto personal parts of their bodies.
I truly cannot understand how nations of teenagers can hold a woman who wears very little clothes and can mime the same three lines of a song in such admiration yet could not possibly name five people who have made changes in the world of medicine, safety or technological advancement for millions.
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How can Mother Teresa who spent most of her life travelling around the world caring for those nobody else would touch with YOUR barge pole NOT be trending on the likes of Twitter while some bloody pre-pubescent smooth faced boy band called 1D be causing more cases of damp knickers since the local Marks and Spencer’s left their warehouse doors open during the last bout of flooding?
Yes, Mother Teresa is dead and has been for some time, but what about Ester Rantzen? She sits at home all day and night manning the phones of child line or something, Where are her adoring fans?
|Just like a young Gok Wan...only more annoying.|
I’ll tell you where, they are all queuing up for tickets to see mop headed idiot grinning Justin Bieber in his lovely pants and hipster sneakers.
|Mother of year.... true story.|
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Oh yea..... I get it now.