By now we should all have gotten over the Christmas period, trees should be in the loft (or bin) bottles should be recycled and the news should be full of public sector workers threatening to go on strike because there isn’t a bank holiday due for a few weeks.
New years resolutions will either be a distant memory or not even thought up yet and nobody in the world can stomach the thought of turkey sandwiches for at least another six weeks.
So as the nights slowly begin to get a little less dark and none of us can afford to go out and have fun because we still paying off xmas, let’s have a little game!
I present to you all – Bumferry Hogarts Quiz of the year.
Question one: How much longer can that online insurance company drag out the very weak gag of sounding a little bit little an animal and using a puppet with a Russian accent on its adverts?
Question two: Why are my keys never where I left them?
Question three: Is that you, or does the dog need to go outside?
Question four: How are you feeling?
Question five: How do you spell Constantinople?
Question five: If Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Question six: Has anybody heard from Alan Tichmarsh recently… or at least since all this business about Jimmy Savile got serious?
Question seven: Do you like butter?
Question eight: How many questions is this now?
Question nine: Name this song… doo de doo de dooooooo. Do de dum de deeedoooooo….
Question ten: Why are there two question fives?
Don’t forget to write your answers on the back of your hand and send to the usual address.
The winner will receive a load of Christmas cards* ready for next years festivities.
*cards may be slightly used and have some names scribbled out.