This post was written in haste and in anger.
If you are easily offended by things and stuff and the occasional use of grown up language - leave now.
This was supposed to be a nice and warm welcome to the A to Z challenge. I had a really good post pre-written and ready to rock.
But that is not going to happen and it’s all thanks to Facebook and it’s idea to have suggested posts.
I understand the principal to make money. Facebook is a company and has shareholders and the like and I have nothing against capitalism.
But when some little bugger from god knows where, who I have never heard off starts filling up my timeline with spoilers – SPOILERS!!!! – for things I like…. Well, that’s when it gets serious.
I am a geek. This is common knowledge. I like zombies, I collect zombie books and watch zombie films
(one was even in French and had subtitles which means I’m probably well clever or something) and have read the odd zombie book. I have even met the Charlie Adlard, the artist for the Walking Dead comic.
What I don’t want to see is how the next episode of the walking ends without knowing I am about to see it.
This is exactly what happened last night.
There I was happily scrolling along Facebook seeing what my friends have been up to over the weekend (drinking mainly, bunch of dirty drunks) when without so much as a word of warning a huge picture comes into view with massive writing that says ***** **** ******! I couldn’t believe it. The next episode of the walking is due this week and they have gone and told the whole world that ******* ** **** ***** with *****8 and *****************.
You may notice that I have purposefully blanked out words and added a few extra ***’s for good measure because I don’t to spoil it for you just in case you do want enjoy a perfectly good show.
I, however, did not have that luxury.
I was visually raped by some little turd who has spent money to promote their website and has done it by spoiling one of the few show I actually like.
This is something that can not be undo.
The so-called “people for the unethical treatment of zombies (putz)” (<-yes really!!) have made an enemy of me today.
A joke is a joke and that’s all well and good. But to spoil something for no good reason and without the option to opt out of looking is beyond the pail.
Today I declare that I will hunt down the little shit responsible and kick his ass from here to there and back again.
God I am so angry is makes my head hurt.
Here is no reason to spoil other enjoyment of things unless you have a brain the size of ant’s bum hole.
And what’s more, I now have to re-write the letter B in the month long blogging thing because I have had to
change the letter A.
So yea. Welcome new readers. I am a grumpy angry man who like comics zombies and talking a load of old toot.
If I don’t see you again I will understand.
If you come back for more – there is something wrong with you.
|Well worth a watch if you don't mind reading words...|
EDIT: I have just realised, this is probably the first a to z blog that will mention the word Zombie. Therefore I win! - Don't argue I'm not in the mood.