Do spiders get hiccups?
How do aeroplanes stay up?
Are ducks called ducks because they duck, or is ducking called ducking because ducks duck?
Which came first the toothbrush or toothpaste?
Are goldfish capable of headaches?
If God is omnipotent can he/she see the bad of their own head and does he/she get freaked out about it?
Why does nothing ever come in nines?
If the purpose of toe nails is to protect the soft skin underneath, why do we not just evolve to have normal skin all over and then we don’t need to bother about toe nails?
Why don’t shops sell ready salted chipsticks anymore? (the corn snack not the thin potato ones)
How come the moon appears to be exactly the same size as the sun (for purposes of solar eclipses)
|Liiiiiike a glove!|
This is not a concise list of the strange and possibly unanswerable things that occur to me from time to time, but it is a glimpse into the twisted nonsense that pops up in my thoughts.
Having written this at 10:55pm I now have very little chance of getting any sleep tonight.