At the time of writing this post I am only 500 views away from the big 20,000.
This figure may seem small to most of you reading this with you 100’s of followers (does that make it a religion?) and funny and informative posts that carry a sequential narrative that naturally flows from one to the other, making sense and coming up with clever witty ideas and pause for thought.
But to little old me, who is happily sat being ignored by most of the world, It’s big news.
Not only am I about to reach a rounded number that otherwise means not a lot, but Two other amazing things have happened to me recently.
Firstly I have made a new friend.
This new friend of mine is actually a bit of a hero to me and somebody I have admired for a number of years.
His name is Boothby Graffoe and he is a proper famous person… (what do you mean you have never heard of him??)
Mr Graffoe is a musician and comedian who has been on BBC RADIO 4 AND EVERYTHING.
I too have appeared on BBC radio, but I did not get my own series.
Mr Graffoe has, and that makes him famous in my eyes.
Anyway. He is my friend on that there Twitter of which you would be able to see a link to my constant mumblings over on the right hand side ---à
Follow me on Twitter if you like. I might even say hello to you.
The other amazing thing that has happened this week is that Addman of Muppets for Justice has finally did the right thing and took my advice to “cowboy the F*ck up” and recorded his video of himself eating a packet of Jammie Dodgers.
As we all know these biscuits are bloody awful, but to his credit he has made a video and done it.
It is quite the funny thing. But don’t forget to comment that he only gives SEVEN facts and not eight as promised (typical JD eater! Full of Jam and lies)
Other than that Somebody nearly died on site with a run away car that smashed into two other caravans AND another car. We had two police cars and ambulances and very nearly had to call an air ambulance… but you don’t want to hear about that!
So there you go, 500 views to until party time. I may have a Custard cream or two to celebrate, why don’t you join me by eating your own favourite biscuit.
Thanks for taking the time my idiocy. There arn't many of you but you all count... well, apart from those with jam around your face.
(Jammie dodgers need not apply)