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Saturday, 2 April 2016

Haiku






I don't like Haikus
They are harder than you think.
Limericks are better.



4 comments:

  1. I totally agree Mr H which is why I always dunk my Haiku's in a nice hot cup of tea to eat them. As for Limericks well once you open the packet then you are doomed to eat them all as the vicar said to the actress as she danced naked down the hall.

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    1. DAMN AND BLAST!

      Half of this post is missing.

      There is supposed to be a very funny limerick underneath to counteract the haiku.

      Also it was not supposed to publish on it's own.

      Curse these confounded mechanical contraptions.

      A pox on their mainframes I say.

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    2. You can see now why I have given up doing IT work . . . . it dont work.

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  2. The post actually works without the limerick. But now that I know there was supposed to be one, I feel oddly short changed.
    Haikus are like maths in that they make me want to weep in despair.

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