An Important Update From Blogger

Dear viewer, please note that this blog post has been removed as it violated our terms and conditions on the following sections:

CHILD SAFETY:

This post contained detailed instructions of how to get an "electric shock" from licking one of those 9v batteries and that might cause children to become addictive to electricity.

HATE SPEECH:

It was noted in pre-publication that this post included various hate speech including descriptions of the authors attitude to old people's spittle and the smell of chicken manure. This is unacceptable as some people can't help spittle due to their (lack of) false teeth and/or lack of self respect. Furthermore the cheaper manure of chicken faeces "may" be powerful in odour but what else are chicken farmers supposed to do with it?

CRUDE CONTENT:

This blog has, in the past, shown pictures and commented on various subjects that are crude and unwelcome in the family friendly environment that is the internet. Such things as sewage plants, toilets and really ugly fat women in leggings have spread across this blog like a plague and have been noted in disciplinary files.

VIOLENCE:

Whilst no instances of direct threats to life or safety have been reported, it's only a matter of time...

HARASSMENT:

This guy is a menace. We here at Google have it good authority that he once gave the V sign to man who push in front of him in the queue at the butty shop once. Nobody else saw it but it is one small step from that to mass murder!

COPYRIGHT:

See: all this guff written here.

PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION:

Bumferry Hogart is a big gossip and will spread rumour and tall tales just to make himself seems more informed and clever.... it never works.

IMPERSONATING OTHERS:

Where to start, it's like the guy has got multiple personality disorder. One minute he's boring everyone with cleaning the toilets the next he thinks he's some kind of short story writing king. Idiot.

ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES:

In 1992 Mr Hogart stole a packet of Polo mints from the local Co-op during a lunch time when he should have been in school. Granted, the guilt stopped him from eating any and he gave them all away to his "friends" but that is still no excuse.... the animal.

SPAM:

The guy loves spam. Spam butties, Spam pasta, Spam and egg, Spam and chips, Spam and... well you get the idea.

MALWARE AND VIRUSES:

well, okay he might not be infected with anything more than a bit of belly button fluff, but when you have enough for a small mattress it's time to invest in a power shower.

So there you have. The reasons why this post has been redacted. For your safety and the well being of others, please DO NOT read this post. 

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